Date: 13th August 2009 at 4:31pm
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The three Vital Blackburn journalists try to predict what will happen this season – be amazed at our accuracy, or more likely, laugh as we get it horribly wrong.

With the new season upon us we at Vital Blackburn are a generous bunch and have decided to share our wisdom with everyone (yeah right – ed).

With Walker away on holiday I took it upon myself to ask ten questions about the upcoming season to the three journalists on Vital Blackburn and see who thinks what will happen… following? Good I thought so.

The three VB journalists Mikey, Bom Bom and Sasman are the guys charged with predicting the future of the 2009/10 Premier League and here is what they came up with.

1) Who will win the Premier League this season?

Sasman – I think Chelsea will be back on top of the Premier League this season. They havent lost much talent, and have recruited a few players who will strengthen the squad. Man U will push them, but they are in a rebuilding phase.

Bom Bom –One of the top 4, what too ambiguous for you? Ok Chelsea.

Mikey –I am going to go out on a limb and say Liverpool. I think they are overdue, even though they have lost Alonso they should still do it.

2) Who do you think will work out to be the best signing this season?

Sasman – I think Downing to Villa might be a great signing. Villa now have fantastic wingers on either flank, who should be able to provide great service for their front men. Im also keeping tabs on Altidore, the young American who Hull City have signed on Loan.

Bom Bom –Best Signing….hmmm, most surprise package i feel could be Jozy Altidore if he gets the service at Hull but as for best signing, i think it it might be Fabian Delph or Antonio Valencia

Mikey –Jo on loan at Everton I am going to say – the guy is class and City should of kept him but they have enough strikers I suppose. either way, Jo fits like a glove into the Everton side.

3) And who will flop big?

Sasman – Portsmouth (if we are talking teams not players -ed)….Lots of outs, no real quality in, gonna be tough for Pompey. I do have a soft spot for them for some reason, so I do hope they can avoid relegation, not looking good though…

Bom Bom –Only one, Roque Santa Cruz, that`s if he`s allowed to see the pitch this season and not the view from the Bench.

Mikey –Antonio Valencia at Man United. Not because he is a bad player but because of who he is replacing. Its an impossible task and I dont envy him. Whatever he does it won’t be good enough for them.

4) Whos getting relegated?

Sasman – Burnley and Wolves will go straight back down. I think Birmingham will avoid the drop, they haved signed well and look to have a decent squad. Portsmouth will struggle and they will take 18th spot. Stoke will come close….

Bom Bom –Portsmouth; in such a bloody mess, Wolves; too lightweight to compete and, as hard as it is to stomach the thought, the Dingles; Burnley 😉

Mikey –I am going to have to say Burnley, Hull and Pompey. I think it will be tight like last year down there but I think we will mostly avoid the mess ourselves this season. It could realistically be one of ten teams.

5) Where will our beloved Rovers finish?

Sasman – I think we will finish between 10th and 12th. I am still not convinced on our recruitments, and really think we will see the benefits of these signings in 2 or 3 seasons. It will be a rebuilding season for Sam, and hopefully we get a good run in the Cups.

Bom Bom –Hard to say, at the moment it could be anywhere from 17th to 8th but I will predict mid table mediocrity for the coming season, around 12-13th

Mikey –I am as always optimistic so I am going to say 9th. It wont be pretty but it will be functional. I will also take a good go at the Carling Cup.

6) First manager to be sacked?

Sasman – Im going to go out on a limb here and nominate Mark Hughes for the gong. He will be under immense pressure to provide results and break in to the top 4. If they get of to a slow, start, then they are in trouble…

Bom Bom –Will Wolves panic and shove McCarthy after a poor start, same goes for Pompey? I think Paul Hart will be first gone.

Mikey –Difficult one as it all depends how it pans out but I willhave a stab in the dark at Phil Brown of Hull City.

7) How will England get on in the World Cup in 2010?

Sasman – First Round….Sorry lads, I wouldnt have a clue, dont pay too much attention to that squad of yours. I am rather hopefull the Aussies can break into the quater finals. Currently ranked 16th, we hopefully might be able to sneak into the second tier of ranked teams, giving us a slightly easier group stage.

Bom Bom –As per usual, lose on penalties to some cheating foreign team LOL, probably Quarter`s or Semi`s but I can see them reaching the Final, as for winning it hmmm. Semi Finals.

Mikey – I think we are better equipped than in previous tournaments this century and I am going to really go out on a whim (yes laugh all you want) and say winners!

8) Who going to pick up the ‘bargain of the season’ tag?

Sasman – Not too sure here, I think Kevin Doyle will be a loan force at Wolves, i do like the look of Altidore though, but he is a loan signing.

Bom Bom –David “Junior” Holliett will for Rovers IMHO but as for the league, I can see Gabriel Obertan having a good season, as long as he is fit and gets his chances.

Mikey –I think it will be our very own Steven N’Zonzi! At £400,000 only good things can come of this. But if it isn’t him then I am going to say Michael Owen of Man United.

9) Will Man City break the top 4?

Sasman – 32 strikers isnt the way to break into the top 4. I think City will struggle and finish in 7th-8th.

Bom Bom –As opposed to breaking the Bank trying to get there? I think its a possibility, depends on how quickly that team gels but I will say No, 5-6th this season.

Mikey –Yes eventually, of that I have no doubt but not this season. This season I see them finshing 5th.

10) And finally, how many goals will Nikola Kalinic score this season in the Premier League?

Sasman – I’d like Kalinic to be our 20 goal striker, but im not convinced, I think Kalinic will score about 10 goals, with McCarthy and Roberts getting their share of the action.

Bom Bom –74. LOL, ok seriously, I`d like to see him grab at least 12-15 but WANT to see him get 20 but I`ll suffice with 10, being his first season and reasonable stiff striking competition 12 Goals.

Mikey –I am going to say 17. I think he is really what we need. Tall, strong, can use both feet and is good in the air. Bring it on.

And there you have it. Of course we will visit this at the end of the season to see how everyone got on. Its fair to say someone is going to look rather silly though.

Anyone else got there own thoughts?


18 Replies to “Vital Blackburn Crystal Ball”

  • Nice comments from our exceedingly gifted journalists… except for one. What exactly were England going to win again Mikey? haha

  • haha, great read, totally forgot about pompey as relegation candidates…what a slide they’ve had! unless they get the loans they’ve had in past few seasons (good quality), they are down!

  • Pompey’s big signing was Mokoena. That alone should ensure the drop. As for Kalinic, let’s hope for 8-10 goals–enough to build his confidence and keep him hungry but not enough for the big spenders to come calling his name just yet.

  • you know what happened to the man with blind faith?…… he got hit by a bus… not that im wishing that on you!

  • haha, awesome, nice to see a bit of optimism regarding Englands chances next year, cannot wait woohoo, as for this season with Rovers i think you all hit in on head regarding our final position. As for Kalinic i like SoCals thinking but you know you’d love 20 goals off this lad and he really does look to have the full package but it’l take time so i agree on 10 goals, so thats 10 for kalinic, 10 for Di Santo, usual 10-15 for Mccarthy, 5-8 for Roberts, keep the back tight, lmao 40+ goals……………. If only?

  • maybe gamst can chip in with a couple aye? our midfield really should score a bare minimum 15 between them….never happens though….

  • If Santa Cruz can get himself fit this season, I reckon he’ll get plenty of action./ Hughes wants options to change games dynamically and that’s how he’ll probably use RSC — as an impact player for the last half hour.

  • Good read – I like the thought of Andrews getting 10+ goals! Question 11 – which of the ‘big’ clubs will be the surprise strugglers this season – last season it was Newcastle, City and Spurs – hence Fulham for Europe! This season?? Villa and Everton didn’t get off to a good start?

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