Date: 13th June 2009 at 1:38am
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It all started a couple of months ago, bang, he went. Who went you may ask?

The man they call Bombom. The name should be enough, for all to realise what a fruit loop this character could be. However, Vital Blackburners are worried. Never mind where is he, Bom has been missing for so long, that some of the VBERs are wondering who is he.

Well, I’ll tell you who he is……

You know the guy that you think is following you down the street at night, and when you turn around, nobody is their….Thats who he is

You know when you are at a shop, and go to buy something seeing that its the last one and its on special, then you turn around for a split second, and find its gone, Bom took it.

You know when your walking on the footpath on a rainy day, and you get a splash from the road, Bom was driving…

Know you know who Bombom is, its time to find him, and draw him out of his hiding. We have a few weeks until the season starts, and Vital Blackburn needs its Bombom…..

Sas decided to go on a hunting mission, looking for the missing link. He called up his mates Mikey D and Walker, who have each been assigned locations. Mikey D will be targeting the Male Strip Joints across the UK, places we have been told Bombom likes to frequent. Walker will be searching the Side alleys, we have been informed by the Tax Office that Bom might be participating in illegal money making ventures.

As for yours truly, Sas will simply be there. Keeping an eye out. Looking for the man they call Bombom. Man? well, that is yet to be determined….

Tune in for the next edition of

The Search for the Bom……

 

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